Th Good Husband

So funny, I had to post it =p Thanks Domonique!!!

> The Good Husband
>
> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
> Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks went down easy. He
> didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
>
> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes,... the first thing he sees is a
> couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table w/a single
> rose.
> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
> He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order. So is the
> rest of the house.
>
> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at
> him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
> the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
> wife in lipstick:
>
> 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to g et groceries to make
> you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, hot
> coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
> Jack asks, 'What happened last night?'
>
> 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over
> the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
> that black eye when you ran into the door.
> Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and
> so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table..?'
>
> His son replies, 'Oh THAT!.. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
> tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
>
> Broken Coffee Table $239.99
> Hot Breakfast $4.20
> Two Aspirins $.38
> Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS

Sorry, I was too lazy to go through and take all the >'s out....
P.S. I just got home from seeing the movie Marley and Me. Can I just say, from someone who is not a fan of animal movies, it was wonderful! Two thumbs up! Husbands and wives or anyone who has a dog, go see it!